Braindead Users

Braindead users
My pain is real, please
Let me punch through TCP

Submitted by @lucifer2n

Cosplay

Woman's hair pastel
Pale man with foamcore broadsword
Oh. Sakuracon.

Keyboard shortcuts

i'm a bad person
i judge programmers who don't
use keyboard shortcuts

Production release

I wakey wakey.
Production release today.
No breaky breaky.

Coding overload

coding overload
thoughts folding in on themselves
shutdown imminent

Ridiculous mess

Ridiculous mess
iOS development
conceived by hipsters

DNS was down

DNS was down.
some packet loss remains.
I need more coffee

Forty-two

deep thought: "forty-two"
the answer, not the question
question: SEP

Check disk

hard drive runs check disk
waiting is the hardest thing
angry birds HOORAY!

Parameterized

My simulation
is parameterized,
but odd things are changing.