Archive for the Coding Category

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i'm a bad person
i judge programmers who don't
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Production release

I wakey wakey.
Production release today.
No breaky breaky.
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Coding overload

coding overload
thoughts folding in on themselves
shutdown imminent
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Ridiculous mess

Ridiculous mess
iOS development
conceived by hipsters
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Parameterized

My simulation
is parameterized,
but odd things are changing.
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Mountain Dew Code Red

Mountain Dew Code Red
You tantalize my taste buds
You are my Mana
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When Analogue Words Attack.

In analogue tongue,
binary frustration screams:
“01101!(…)”

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Geeky Geezer

Geeky Geezer adores
code, lives out the winter to
write code at sixty

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fly home

Link, gone like a dove
look for it no more, you must
fly back, or fly home

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Undelivered content

World within a world,
awaiting promised substance
between the brackets.

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