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HTTP Error 408

Error 4o8
The webpage is too busy
Try again later

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403 haiku

You want far too much
We will never reach the sky
Access is denied.

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404 Haiku

You search the mountain
But what you seek escapes you
Check your URL

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Unemployment Soon?

New work computer
Crash! – no remote connection!
Deadline missed again

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Run Thinkgeek Haiku

run ThinkGeekHaiku
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
I hate debugging

– Aaron in Simi Valley, CA via Thinkgeek

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Serious Error

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

(author unknown)

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Rather Than A Beep

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”

(author unknown)

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The Ten Thousand Things

The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.

(author unknown)

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Out of memory

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

(author unknown)

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Hal, Open the File

Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal

(author unknown)

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