GeekHaiku » Error Messages http://geekhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Thu, 19 May 2011 16:52:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 HTTP Error 408 http://geekhaiku.com/http-error-408/ http://geekhaiku.com/http-error-408/#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2010 20:19:08 +0000 guest_post http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=324 Error 4o8
The webpage is too busy
Try again later

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/http-error-408/feed/ 0 403 haiku http://geekhaiku.com/403-haiku/ http://geekhaiku.com/403-haiku/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:34:16 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=303 You want far too much
We will never reach the sky
Access is denied.

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/403-haiku/feed/ 0 404 Haiku http://geekhaiku.com/404-haiku/ http://geekhaiku.com/404-haiku/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:33:29 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=305 You search the mountain
But what you seek escapes you
Check your URL

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/404-haiku/feed/ 0 Unemployment Soon? http://geekhaiku.com/unemployment-soon/ http://geekhaiku.com/unemployment-soon/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:06:57 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=227 New work computer
Crash! – no remote connection!
Deadline missed again

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/unemployment-soon/feed/ 0 Run Thinkgeek Haiku http://geekhaiku.com/run-thinkgeek-haiku/ http://geekhaiku.com/run-thinkgeek-haiku/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:48:15 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=125 run ThinkGeekHaiku
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
I hate debugging

– Aaron in Simi Valley, CA via Thinkgeek

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/run-thinkgeek-haiku/feed/ 0 Serious Error http://geekhaiku.com/serious-error/ http://geekhaiku.com/serious-error/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:48:10 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=90 Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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]]> http://geekhaiku.com/serious-error/feed/ 0 Rather Than A Beep http://geekhaiku.com/rather-than-a-beep/ http://geekhaiku.com/rather-than-a-beep/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:46:54 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=88 Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”

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]]> http://geekhaiku.com/rather-than-a-beep/feed/ 0 The Ten Thousand Things http://geekhaiku.com/the-ten-thousand-things/ http://geekhaiku.com/the-ten-thousand-things/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:44:06 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=85 The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.

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]]> http://geekhaiku.com/the-ten-thousand-things/feed/ 0 Out of memory http://geekhaiku.com/out-of-memory/ http://geekhaiku.com/out-of-memory/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:41:20 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=81 Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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]]> http://geekhaiku.com/out-of-memory/feed/ 0 Hal, Open the File http://geekhaiku.com/hal-open-the-file/ http://geekhaiku.com/hal-open-the-file/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:40:21 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=78 Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal

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