Archive for the Error Messages Category

This Site Has Been Moved

This site has been moved.
We’d tell you where, but then we’d
have to delete you.

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Login Incorrect

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

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Chaos Reigns Within

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Server's Poor Response

Server’s poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

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Errors Have Occurred

Errors have occurred.
We won’t tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

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A File That Big?

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone

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The Code was Willing

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

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My Great Fault

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again

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No One Hears Your Screams

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Everything is Gone

Everything is gone;
Your life’s work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

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