Check disk
hard drive runs check diskwaiting is the hardest thing
angry birds HOORAY!
My modem sounds like
cheerful applause from kids that
found zero day flaw
Install and uninstall frenzy
So much crap to sift through *sigh
The joy of new toys
Dell Vostro laptop
Worst machine Ive ever used
Wish it would blow UP
The Staples truck came.
Left thirteen cardboard boxes.
Honey stained maple.
Again it has crashed
My laptop is such a pain
Time for the hammer?
This Mac is our third
Why must it freeze up like that?
Christ, Minesweeper’s missed!
Steaming hot laptop
On my boyfriend’s lap becomes
Form of birth control.
– Hana in The Shire via Thinkgeek