GeekHaiku » Hardware http://geekhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Thu, 19 May 2011 16:52:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Check disk http://geekhaiku.com/check-disk/ http://geekhaiku.com/check-disk/#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:24:53 +0000 guest_post http://twitter.com/vaneckzero/statuses/45535539528597504 waiting is the hardest thing
angry birds HOORAY!]]> http://geekhaiku.com/check-disk/feed/ 0 Important data http://geekhaiku.com/important-data/ http://geekhaiku.com/important-data/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2010 00:34:09 +0000 guest_post http://twitter.com/NoelMcKinney/statuses/19551644521861121 backups are overrated
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cheerful applause from kids that
found zero day flaw

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So much crap to sift through *sigh
The joy of new toys

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/new-laptop/feed/ 0 Dell go Boom? http://geekhaiku.com/dell-go-boom/ http://geekhaiku.com/dell-go-boom/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:39:20 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=272 Dell Vostro laptop
Worst machine Ive ever used
Wish it would blow UP

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/dell-go-boom/feed/ 0 New Desks!!!1one! http://geekhaiku.com/new-desks1one/ http://geekhaiku.com/new-desks1one/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:37:37 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=275 The Staples truck came.
Left thirteen cardboard boxes.
Honey stained maple.

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/new-desks1one/feed/ 0 MacBook in my Future? http://geekhaiku.com/macbook-in-my-future/ http://geekhaiku.com/macbook-in-my-future/#comments Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:51:25 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=165 Again it has crashed
My laptop is such a pain
Time for the hammer?

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/macbook-in-my-future/feed/ 0 This Mac is Our Third http://geekhaiku.com/this-mac-is-our-third/ http://geekhaiku.com/this-mac-is-our-third/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:51:39 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=127 This Mac is our third
Why must it freeze up like that?
Christ, Minesweeper’s missed!

- @flickdude

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On my boyfriend’s lap becomes
Form of birth control.

– Hana in The Shire via Thinkgeek

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Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

(author unknown)

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