Archive for the Internet Category

DNS was down

DNS was down.
some packet loss remains.
I need more coffee
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scanning for malware

scanning for malware
your system is compromised
please don't click that link
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Worthless search engine

Google was no help
The Internets are broke
Where are my damn keys?

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Podcasts

So many podcasts!
My iPod runneth over;
Now which to hear first?

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Arguing on the Internet

Strong opinions? Check
Little or no research? Check
Now for a rick roll

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Procrastination -> Insomnia

Just one more YouTube
Oh and this one looks quite good
Whoops, forgot to sleep

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The boss says only

The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

Haiku submitted by RevChas.

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Do you really think

Do you really think
another tracking pixel
is beneficial?

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Gmail spam filters

Gmail spam filters
At one time you ruled email
now are made of fail

Haiku submitted by snipe.

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Today a rock star

Today a rock star
the amazon api
I made it my bitch

Haiku submitted by snipe.

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