GeekHaiku » Productivity http://geekhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Thu, 19 May 2011 16:52:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Singularity http://geekhaiku.com/singularity/ http://geekhaiku.com/singularity/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 06:51:46 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=265 Singularity
Productivity black hole
Thanks so much, Twitter

Haiku submitted by snipe

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Crash! – no remote connection!
Deadline missed again

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In staff meeting mind wanders…
…hey, let’s ride our bikes!

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On my desk, motherfucker
or you are fired

Haiku submitted by @winterbeef.

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/tps-reports/feed/ 0 Having Been Erased http://geekhaiku.com/having-been-erased/ http://geekhaiku.com/having-been-erased/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:42:40 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=83 Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.

(author unknown)

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/having-been-erased/feed/ 0 Six in a Meeting http://geekhaiku.com/six-in-a-meeting/ http://geekhaiku.com/six-in-a-meeting/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:46:34 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=5 six in a meeting
five are reading blackberries
the presenter weeps

(found on Twitter, author @geekhaiku)

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The unattainable goal
Not getting things done

Haiku submitted by snipe.

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