Archive for the Software Category

Unworthy OS

localhost is lost
when your OS is not worth
being run in your box

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New Laptop

Install and uninstall frenzy
So much crap to sift through *sigh
The joy of new toys

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Stupid Smartphone

I miss copy paste
weary of fir ducking he’ll
smartphone not so smart

Haiku submitted by snipe

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Proprietary drivers

Oh how I hate you
Proprietary drivers
crashing my linux

Haiku submitted by dubcroster.

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function get(foo,bar)

function get(foo,bar) {
return foo; return bar; } you
are doing it wrong.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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I could bang my dick

I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Junior programmer

Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Who Broke the Software?

who broke the software?
bug found in untested code
no pizza for you!

- @geekhaiku

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Execute Spybot

Execute Spybot,
Please click Ni to continue.
Damn Trojan Rabbits

– Julian in Black Mesa  via Thinkgeek

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Yesterday it Worked

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

(author unknown)

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