Aperture Science

Aperture Science.
It’s so delicious and moist.
The Cake is a Lie.

Mountain Dew Code Red

Mountain Dew Code Red
You tantalize my taste buds
You are my Mana

Level cap

I told him, he isn't getting any sex,
Until he hits the level cap.
It's my rule.

Doctor’s companion

Doctor's companion
or zombie apocalypse
rule one: cardio

I sit and I wait

I sit and I wait.
For the new Game Informer.
Skyrim better be worth it.

Important data

Important data
backups are overrated
oh no my disk failed

spinning through space time

spinning through space time
universe ever changing
life of a time lord

scanning for malware

scanning for malware
your system is compromised
please don't click that link

When Analogue Words Attack.

In analogue tongue,
binary frustration screams:
“01101!(…)”

Geeky Geezer

Geeky Geezer adores
code, lives out the winter to
write code at sixty