Patch Pain
Oh, World of Warcraft
Addicted to you, I am
Patch day destroys me
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New work computer
Crash! – no remote connection!
Deadline missed again
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Account managers
ponder “FTW.”
Surrounded by n00bs.
Haiku submitted by snipe.
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Oh how I hate you
Proprietary drivers
crashing my linux
Haiku submitted by dubcroster.
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The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer
Haiku submitted by RevChas.
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ADD haunts me.
In staff meeting mind wanders…
…hey, let’s ride our bikes!
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Quick convertible
Rocket powered trucks go VWOOSH
You passed eleven
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function get(foo,bar) {
return foo; return bar; } you
are doing it wrong.
Haiku submitted by gadhra.
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I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.
Haiku submitted by gadhra.
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Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.
Haiku submitted by gadhra.
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