GeekHaiku » Coding http://geekhaiku.com Just another Snipe.Net Evil Empire site Thu, 19 May 2011 16:52:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 The boss says only http://geekhaiku.com/the-boss-says-only/ http://geekhaiku.com/the-boss-says-only/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:55:37 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=214 The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

Haiku submitted by RevChas.

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/the-boss-says-only/feed/ 0 function get(foo,bar) http://geekhaiku.com/function-getfoobar/ http://geekhaiku.com/function-getfoobar/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:00:34 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=205 function get(foo,bar) {
return foo; return bar; } you
are doing it wrong.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/junior-programmer/feed/ 0 Today a rock star http://geekhaiku.com/today-a-rock-star/ http://geekhaiku.com/today-a-rock-star/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:48:52 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=189 Today a rock star
the amazon api
I made it my bitch

Haiku submitted by snipe.

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bug found in untested code
no pizza for you!

- @geekhaiku

]]> http://geekhaiku.com/who-broke-the-software/feed/ 0 Coding All Day Long http://geekhaiku.com/coding-all-day-long/ http://geekhaiku.com/coding-all-day-long/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:57:39 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=130 coding all day long.
last wiki search: bright urine…
too many RockStars

- @andrhamm

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