Posts Tagged programming

The boss says only

The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

Haiku submitted by RevChas.

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function get(foo,bar)

function get(foo,bar) {
return foo; return bar; } you
are doing it wrong.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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I could bang my dick

I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Junior programmer

Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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